yet another thing that my dash did
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
[european scream of shut the fuck up, america]
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT
step one: go outside for once.
but the outernet is scary
So I was wondering if anyone else was aware of this but if you hold ”Z” + “C” (“alt” + “C” for mac) this comes up so you can literally post something while you’re in the middle of your dash and you won’t have to open a new tab or go back to the top.
((credit goes to the 3 year old who thought it would be funny to hit my keyboard while she watching me scroll through tumblr))
Holy fucking shit tumblr developers did something actually useful
^and failed to mention it to their users, rendering it useless until accidentally discovered by a toddler
i’ve seen the light
I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.
where are the notes
An icon never dies
did I make you too fat?
Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
It’s common knowledge that cats break physics and are outside of known biology